I don’t get all the ruckus about Harry’s naked pictures. He’s a 27 year-old guy, for crying out loud! And it’s not like he was parading his crown jewels – yeah, we haven’t heard that joke before – around in public or anything. And he certainly wasn’t caught in flagrante delicto the way Kim Kardashian was.
Instead, what we have is a rich young man, at the prime of his life, partying with an apparently willing girl, in a manner that might make some of us cringe, but is certainly par for the course nowadays. The problem really was that he might not have chosen all his pals very well,just like the rest of us. So, in that vein, I’d like to offer some well-meaning advice for the young ginger prince:
1. Ban cellphone cameras in your royal entourage, boy! – It used to be that the paparazzi were all any celebrity had to be worried about. Now, they’ve got to be careful about even their closest companions. This isn’t to say that celebs shouldn’t trust anyone, but the fact is that even if no one leaked anything on purpose, their cell-cams – and the incriminating photos in them – would still be vulnerable to theft or loss. When that happens, what happened in Vegas sure as hell won’t stay there.
2. Learn to play better pool! – If this was strip pool, then the young Prince can’t play for shit. The idea behind strip anything, m’lord, is to get the wench nekkid, not to end up bare-assed yourself. In any case, playing pool with an inexperienced and possibly inebriated girl while you’ve got your equipment hanging out is a damned dangerous business! – Apparently, that time at Sandhurst has given this royal nerves – err, balls? – of steel, considering that pool balls have been known to bounce out of the table and onto the crotches of unsuspecting bystanders. Why not stick to strip poker? Of course, this knowledge might be why he was standing behind the chick.
3. Get some sun! – If you’re gonna rock out with your cock out, you might as well make sure that you look all sorts of hot doing it. You might be a royal, and you might have a bum that’s probably set a good number of people drooling, but it wouldn’t hurt anything if you weren’t such a pasty prince.
In the meantime, if that chick doesn’t work out, you can, call me maybe. :D
*in case you missed it, TMZ owns these photos.